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The Blue Nose gang decided to go up to Jurby to compete at the weekend.

They set up as usual. Poppy’s brother Doppy has come over from Greece to visit. Their Uncle Popodopolus is having a little financial trouble at the moment so he sent Doppy over to see if there was any money to be made in Poppy’s racing!

He brought some new tyres for Poppy as a prezzie from their family.

Then Poppy heard that John Batty Racing were interviewing for a new catering manager. Curly had been sacked…awh!! They all headed over to the hospitality suite for an interview. They all took a cooking instrument or an item of food to do a presentation with.

Poppy and Doppy had a pair of tongs for the barbeque and demonstrated how they would turn the sausages.

Teppi and Tunis, being a sidecar crew, they took a cup and demonstrated how they would poor drinks. Tunis complained that Teppi was farting in the cup and it smelt!!

Tunis was glad when the interview was over and he could breath again. Teppi wasn’t impressed as they didn’t get the job. I wonder why?

Bday and Charlie took a spoon and teabag and demonstrated how they would make the tea. They did say that they weren’t allowed to use real hot water out of the kettle for health and safety reasons. Not sure how that’s going to work then??

Finally, Nellie, Wodger and Hector brought a couple of knives and a bag of crisps with them. Hector said that he was their manager and would be supervising them at all time, but probably not actually doing anything, chipped in Nellie!! Unfortunately, Wodger had eaten the crisps while he was waiting for the interview, which as you can imagine, didn’t go down well with anyone as Poppy moaned about what were they going to have for dinner now?? The interviewer was very impressed with the Blue Nose catering department, which they claimed to have set up. However when they went to inspect it, they discovered that the whole set up was due to the Sylvanian Family Grandma. Nothing to do with the Blue Nose lot at all!! Guess who got the job?

This was even after Poppy had pinched her glasses!! Well Done.

Unfortunately, the Blue Nose racers had to call a halt to their racing. Poppy wasn’t doing very well due to a tt star pinching all the points, somebody called ‘Quaker Oates’.

The main problem was that some terrorist sidecar operation had kidnapped ‘Silly Cow’, one of the John Batty Racing mascots!!!

Their catering manager, who shall remain anonymous, distracted curly whilst their head terrorist took her.

The Blue nose mob immediately got into action. Poppy fetched the gaffer tape and scissors.

They wanted to remain anonymous so they put their S.A.S. guises on for the rescue.

Who are these masked rescuers??

Their leader was not available to be interviewed.

Silly cow, pictured with her anonymous rescuers.

She later issued a press statement saying that she was glad to be home and thanked the S.A.S squad for their brave rescue. She’s pictured here safe among friends.

None the worse for her ordeal.

Down with Sidecar Terrorists!!!