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The Blue Nose Racers would like to introduce their new
rider for 2010 race season, Quaker Oates.
A close friend of our reasonably priced TT Star. Pictured here with the
now reasonably priced Travelling Marshal, Steven Oates.

Poppy is still the star rider.

Teppi and
In the morning they all jump into the van and headed
off to Castletown. Quaker said that he
would drive to give Poppy a rest. They
got as far as
‘Oh dear,’ said Poppy, ‘I better go home and get the
Motorhome.’ He flagged down a passing
motorcycle and went back to
Quaker suggested that they had a breakfast of bacon
and sausage sandwiches. He likes Sausage
sandwiches. Poppy told him to use Bagpuss’ bar-b-que grill.

The smell and sound of sizzling could soon be
heard. Then, all of a sudden there was a
bang! The grill had blown up in the middle
of cooking the sausages. Quaker sat
surrounded with smoke and just blinking.
He wasn’t sure what happened. Poppy was trying to sort his bike out for
the race. Hector suggested that Quaker
put the kettle on and calm down. He
thought that was a great idea.
It wasn’t long before there was a popping sound, a
puff of smoke and a worried looking Quaker informed Curly that her kettle had
blown up!! Curly didn’t look happy. She was advancing on Quaker with a folk when
Teppi rescued him and sent him off to start the generator to run the cooker in
the motorhome.

It wasn’t long before Bagpuss was shouting at Poppy
for turning off the tyre warmers. The
race was in half an hour and they tyres were cold. ‘oh no!’ thought Poppy.
‘
They all looked at each other as there was a loud bang
from behind the tent. They all rushed
round to find Quaker cowering beside the trailer.
‘ I only wanted to help’ he stammered.

‘Step away from the trailer’ ordered Doppy. They sent him to the motorhome to finish off
the sausages.
All was quiet until suddenly there was on almighty
bang and the motorhome blew apart to reveal Bday trying to get to the sink to
get some water to put the fire out!!

The top was blown off the gazebo and it landed on top
of Teppi and

They dragged themselves out from underneath and
demanded to know who was respondible and where were they??

Nellie said that he didn’t want to alarm anyone but
Quaker was investigating Bagpuss’ Bike!

Quaker was just about to turn the key when Doppy swung
into action and dragged him off it.
Hector said that Quaker was not allowed near any
machinery. He was relegated to opening
soft drinks bottles but only still ones and under supervision.

While the other Blue Nose Racers were busy discussing
the days racing, Quaker came across a set of keys. A Key fob on them had Zoe’s name on it. Poppy just turned around in time to see him
wondering off with them.
‘Noooooo Quaker!!’
Poppy wonders where he gets it from?

We wonder?
Poor ‘Salt’, he’s much better now.
Roll on the Manx GP